Things Kyla does all the time that drive me crazy *edited for dad*

-jump on couch (and almost everytime i dont stop her in time she ends up falling off and crying) this applies to bed too.
-throws food all over house if shes full or doesn't like what shes eating (i find food in the weirdest places like in a vase on the window seal)
-takes all the shoes out of the shoe closet, (its always the grossest dirtiest ones she wants to play with)
-pees on the floor (then tries to play in it)
-goes in my bathroom drawer and spreads the contents all over my room. (she used to play with my leg shavers i had to move them and everything else thats dangerous)
-fills up cups of water in the tub and dumps them all over the floor. (or splashes all water out of tub)
-throws anything and everything off the deck. (they used to leave it till i get down to pick it up, not anymore i've lost so much stuff)
-tries to pick stuff up thats too heavy and gets mad that she cant. (gallons of milk)
-dumps glasses of water on the floor (and plays in it)
-jumps on the couch, i cant emphasize how much i hate this.
-climbs on top of changing table, coffee table, tv table, kitchen table, nightstands (attempts to jump off)
-does something bad and tries to distract me by smiling and waving and saying "hi mommy"
-eats crayons
-eats dog food
-tries to eat my food and wont eat her own. (probably a huge contributor to why ive lost so much weight)
-whines when in the car more than 10 minutes.
-tries to climb out of the cart in the store and pulls stuff off shelves. whines.
-says "owie" whenever she wants out of her car seat
-whines "bubbefth" until i get out the bubbles
-tears all the pages out of her pop up book from grandma. (it was her favorite one, i guess not anymore.)